Happy Halloween/I am Groucho

Happy Halloween!

The last time I wanted to be Groucho Marx, I had been Groucho Marx at the "Falconfest" parade, and my "date," said it woulda been lame to be Groucho again. And I was suckered into a joint costume as a vampire.

Last time I ever agreed to a theme costume with a date. That was a low point in my history of Halloween. I felt like one of those weirdo couples that both wear red sweaters to a Christmas party.

This year, vindication, I am Groucho, and I'm marching in the New York City Halloween Parade!